
Just then you remember that thread you read on PWR about doing a trail repair on your alternator. You grab your tools and canvas bag with small miscellaneous parts and make a beeline for the engine compartment. Your wife is standing guard with her locked and loaded, night vision equipped AR15 looking for the whites of dangling eyeballs.


You lift the hood of your 2008 3rd. gen PW and get your bearings and remember that disconnecting the negative battery cable is always the best place to start anytime you're working on anything electrical. Then the air intake is the next thing that has to come off. Once all that plastic is out of the way, you can see your goal, the back of the alternator.
You grab your 8mm 1/4" drive socket and assume a seriously compromising position standing on your front bumper leaning over to see the back of the alternator. As you begin to reassemble the rest of your alternator and intake, you hear your wife squeeze off a few rounds and you catch the smell of putrefying flesh. You think about that "Retired BLM guy" that wrote the thread on PWR and how he said that 80-90% of alternator failures are due to nothing more than worn out brushes, and that it doesn't matter if you have one or two alternators, sooner or later the brushes will wear out with heavy electrical loads. Then you think about how that "Retired BLM guy" said that he wasn't retired, nor did he work for the BLM, but his truck did. He just thanked God for the privilege to be the second owner of such a fine capable rig!
As you finish tightening up your battery cable, you draw your 45 ACP and begin to ventilate the chest cavities of the closest cadavers and pick up your tools as you make your way to the drivers seat. Your truck roars to life with full power and no warning lights as you engage your lockers and zombie apocalypse switch. You drive straight through the approaching hoard of zombies as your wife squeezes off the last few rounds out the power sliding rear window as you make your way safely to the nearest gas station.

Then you wake up and realize that you really need to stop doing late night posts and falling asleep with your laptop logged on to PWR.
